When this is posted, I will be in the hospital recovering from more stuff around that broken neck thing. I might update Twitter at some point, but don’t bet on it. Comment moderation and answering comments will be slow. Don’t hate me.

UPDATE: I am out of the hospital and everything went fine! But comment mod will still be slow because I have no inclination to do anything but take Vicodin and sleep for many days.

In the meantime, I encourage you to enjoy this Twitter screencap, which brought me close to tears of mildly-bitter and ironic laughter:

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The image shows the Twitter feed belonging to the user @JoeMande. @JoeMande has retweeted 5 tweets. In order, these tweets are:

@Chilis (Chili’s Grill and Bar): “I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed.” — Martin Luther King, Jr.

@redlobster (Red Lobster): RT this post to honor and recognize the legacy of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

@McDonalds (McDonald’s): Today we’re remembering a great leader and inspirational man — Martin Luther King Jr.

@PapaJohns (Papa John’s Pizza): Today we honor Martin Luther King, Jr. “The quality, not the longevity, of one’s life is what is important.” -MLK Jr.

@BACARDI (BACARDI): Today we toast the adventurous innovators & fearless game-changers. #MartinLutherKing

Image via the risingtensions tumblr.)